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Let’s Play — Do I have a meth problem or a New Baby?

New Game: Do I have a serious meth problem or a new baby?

1) I have stopped showing up for work and no one there is surprised.

2) Last night, I went to a pharmacy with someone else’s perscription.  I said my wife was discharged in the middle of the night, I couldn’t go to the bank, and I just want the oxycodon.  Then I became hostile when the validity of my story was questioned.

3) I’ve stopped cooking and cleaning my house.  I only eat because people bring me food.

4) My house is filling up with unusual, partial assembled devices I can’t explain.

5) At least one person in my house has no teeth and is on a liquid diet.

6) At least one person in my house can remember taking oxycodon, but has to think whether they brushed their teeth or not.

7) Morning is no longer determined by the sun, but rather by the time I give up on trying to sleep.

8) I woke up in semi-darkness exhausted to the sound of screaming.  I saw the clock said 7:34, but I didn’t know if it was AM or PM or what day it was.  The answer to any of those questions wasn’t good.

9) I walked outside my house today and noticed a poop stain on the back of my hand.  I was pretty sure it wasn’t mine, but I wasn’t certain when it happened.  I decided I didn’t care and I’d wipe it off later.

‎10) There is also a guy living in my house that I just met 4 days ago.  He doesn’t talk, but stares at the ceiling like he has never seen lights before and he is suspicious of them.

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Jay Wilburn has a Masters Degree in Education that goes mostly unused since he quit teaching to write about zombies. Jay writes horror because he tends to find the light by facing down the darkness. He finds the journey through life easier by having you join him. Jay is the author of 2 series: The Dead Song Legend and The Great Interruption. He cowrote The Enemy Held Near with Armand Rosamilia. You can also find Jay's work in Best Horror of the Year volume 5 and Dark Moon Digest. Each year Jay has the pleasure of featuring many great authors in the genre through the Summer and Winter of Zombie blog tours on his website.

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